Let's face it, some people are just beyond comprehension. They have a way to make our life feel more stressful than it already is. Hence, may we suggest some brilliant and witty responses as a comeback? Or something close to it.
1. You know how some people just have a deep ignorance within them that
you can't understand? Like the idiot who parks anywhere and however
he/she pleases? Stupidity it seems is a growing disease that is
2. They are everywhere and there will be times when you are confronted
with one face-to-face. Now they'd be inclined to rally around for
support. Here's what you can say!
3. They'll probably not relent and still want to get your opinion. And so it goes that your sarcasm is showing…
4. By now, it's probably getting intense. Try to throw them off guard with this remark…
5. Ooh, that should stings! Maybe they'd walk away or stand around to question you..
6. If they still persist on being an idiot…
7. They will probably be a little more perplexed now, here's a good one to sink it in.
8. Ahh now they get it! These stupid people would probably have a bone to pick with you.
9. Someone is probably riled up and looking to pick a fight with you, but don't stoop to their level.
10. Now to shush them up with the best line ever!
P/S: This post is meant to be a tongue in cheek poke at humanity and not
to be taken seriously! Hope it provided you with a laugh or two! :)